Hey MTV and welcome to my crib...
I do not have a crib. I also despise of MTV.
I come from Sydney, Australia, the home of some of the most wonderful souvlaki and kebab stores (typically in Newtown), however I am currently living in reclusion in a wonderful land called 'Melbourne'.
My interests include the Internet and watching TV. I live for comedy, however if you're not really into that sort of thing, I'm happy to laugh at any other genre or perhaps misfortune.
Some of my achievements include attending the 2020 Summit, climbing Ayers Rock against the Aboriginals' will, healing people with the power of magic and last, but not least... Overcoming my tendency of being a pathological liar.
I commend you on making it through this, as you don't suppose this was really worth reading, was it?